Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) .Source

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. Source

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain. Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Source

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. Source

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. Source

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. Source

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are a conservative or Republican. liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. Source

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, unless you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those do not have the motivation to better their own lives. Source

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against any group unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. Source

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. Source



Susannah said...

Oh my...this is gooooooood!

Anonymous said...

You make some good points with some of your posts, but then post crap like this, which makes it hard for anyone (save uber-conservatives) to take anything on this blog seriously.

Susannah said...

Cris, don't worry about Anon. When someone won't sign their name to a comment, it makes it hard to take anything they say seriously.

Keep up the good work.

Cristina M. said...

Susannah, don't worry about me ;) I grew up under communists, and some words of a coward won't do a thing.

Conservatives, uber or not, better wake up and find a way to take back our Constitution.

Cristina M. said...

You know the saying: if you want to confuse a democrat, use facts and logic.

With the sources given to proove the actual facts, an anonymous is resorting to name-calling instead of bringing any facts tot the table.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I don't see any name-calling at all. And while I may not necessarily agree with ALL of your views, I commend you for taking time out of what must be very busy days to do something of value for the country. The more voices out there, as far as I am concerned, the better it is for us all. I will probably continue to visit this blog on occasion for that reason. Plus, I am interested in the homeschooling phenomenon and how it is growing so much all the time :)