∙ No one is listening until you make a mistake.
∙ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart".
∙ Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
∙ I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
∙ Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
∙ Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
∙ Evolution: True science fiction.
∙ IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.