The 7 Wonders of Communism

1. Everybody had jobs.

2. Although everyone had jobs, no one was working.

3. Although no one was working, the plan exceeded 100%.

4. Although the plan exceeded 100%, you could not buy anything.

5. Although you could not buy anything, everybody had everything.

6. Although everyone had everything, all of them were stealing.

7. Although they were stealing, there never was missing anything.



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